I Seem to Have a New Girlfriend

I have sort of bumbled into a relationship with the sort of girl who seems to think that she should be a reality TV star. What she thinks of me is sort of strange, because I am barely middle class. My father is a supervisor at a machine shop and my mother is a bookkeeper for a law firm. They make good money and they sent me to a good school. She was there, but it was only because her parents made her. She is way more interested in her designer leather bags and her fashion accoutrements, but in order to have charge cards that charge, her parents have to be kept happy. (more…)